{"id":6328,"date":"2009-05-20T06:58:55","date_gmt":"2009-05-20T05:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wearedore.com\/?p=6328"},"modified":"2014-01-10T16:23:40","modified_gmt":"2014-01-10T21:23:40","slug":"window-licker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/fr\/photos\/window-licker\/","title":{"rendered":"Window Licker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6327\" title=\"olivia\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wearedore.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/olivia.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/olivia.jpg 500w, https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/olivia-310x465.jpg 310w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>L&rsquo;un des probl\u00e8mes de ma vie tr\u00e8s compliqu\u00e9e est le suivant : tous les jours, pour rentrer chez moi, je passe devant les vitrines de la boutique d&rsquo;Isabel Marant.<\/p>\n<p>Et trop souvent, malgr\u00e9 des strat\u00e9gies d&rsquo;\u00e9vitement aussi machiav\u00e9liques qu&rsquo;inventives (coup de fil \u00e0 mon comptable, achat de viennoiseries d\u00e9goulinantes, moonwalk) je pousse la porte.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6329 aligncenter\" title=\"olivia\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wearedore.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/olivia2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/olivia2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/olivia2-310x465.jpg 310w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">R\u00e9guli\u00e8rement, j&rsquo;y croise Olivia. Olivia sait porter Isabel. Et si je suis parfaitement capable de r\u00e9sister \u00e0 un v\u00eatement sur un portant, de le regarder et le toucher sans m\u00eame l&rsquo;envisager, me mettre sous le nez un truc bien port\u00e9, avec cette impression de confort sexy qui sonne comme une promesse, c&rsquo;est tr\u00e8s tr\u00e8s cruel.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6343\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wearedore.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/isabelmarant.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/isabelmarant.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/isabelmarant-310x465.jpg 310w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Surtout quand la promesse de confort sexy en question arrive au moment o\u00f9 je viens juste d&rsquo;engloutir \u00e0 la va-vite ma viennoiserie d\u00e9goulinante histoire de pouvoir, allons-y toutes en coeur : <em>rentrer jeter un oeil juste 2 secondes<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Ah, pi\u00e8ges et vicissitudes de la vie moderne&#8230; J&rsquo;adore mon nouveau pantalon !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Bonne journ\u00e9e !<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L&rsquo;un des probl\u00e8mes de ma vie tr\u00e8s compliqu\u00e9e est le suivant : tous les jours, pour rentrer chez moi, je passe devant les vitrines de la boutique d&rsquo;Isabel Marant. Et trop souvent, malgr\u00e9 des strat\u00e9gies d&rsquo;\u00e9vitement aussi machiav\u00e9liques qu&rsquo;inventives (coup de fil \u00e0 mon comptable, achat de viennoiseries d\u00e9goulinantes, moonwalk) je pousse la porte. R\u00e9guli\u00e8rement, [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26,477,476],"tags":[1241,528,104,525,515,4458],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6328"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6328"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":199254,"href":"https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6328\/revisions\/199254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.wearedore.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}